Playboy Playmate takes multiple food facials like a champ.
- Emily Ratajkowski topless for Calvin Klein (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
- Canadian model Heather Marks’ nude selfie. We approve (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- 22 photos to dissuade you from ever having kids [Caveman Circus]
- How to mess with a grandmother’s head. So cruel [Regretful Morning]
- She got 1 month in jail for having Spaghetti-O’s [Gawker]
Homemade flamethrower for the win
- You might feel ill after reading what happened to this child rapist in jail [Opposing Views]
- The happiest looking mug shot of any bank robber you’ll come across [NTDWA]
- Jenny McCarthy jealous of cousin Melissa McCarthy’s success [Celebslam]
- If you’re gonna die, might as well do it in a huge vat of wine [Death and Taxes]
Underwear company commercial with tea bags slapping against women’s faces. So not subtle.
- Ben Affleck went full frontal in Gone Girl. Out this Friday pervs! [The Frisky]
- Rihanna might star in the new James Bond. Did they not watch Battleship? [IDLYTW]
- Do you even yacht? [HiConsumption]
- Earth lost 50% of its wildlife in 4 decades. That can’t be a good sign [DailyoftheDay]
Here’s a fun way to creep out your friends
- Jennifer Garner flips out on Matt Damon when he missed Ben Affleck’s Gone Girl premiere [Celebitchy]
- Model Monika Jagaciak gives you a show in her Victoria’s Secret shoot [Gceleb]
- Brian Austin Green shares his and Megan Fox’s kid. Dang, he’s cute [StupidCelebrities]
- The funniest book dedications you’ll see today [Barnorama]
September’s funniest news bloopers
- David Fincher heading to tv & will direct every episode of Utopia’s first season [Slashfilm]
- Now that he’s retired, Derek Jeter will have more time to do this [Moe Jackson]
- Poppin’ mollies with a broken heart [Gumship]
Hong Kong protester catches tear gas cannister in mid-air and throws it back.
- Amazon’s Transparent is worthy of your attention. Here’s why [Unreality Mag]
- Go to the gym or drink some wine? Here’s why you should choose the wine [Your Tango]
- Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo split up [GossipOnThis]
